Omg I think I might have died and gone to hell. Oh wait.. It OK, I’m just at work.
The following conversation took place at the doctors.
Farmer: Doctor, whenever I harvest my corn I get a really bad headache. Doctor: It’s a migraine. Farmer: No it’s not it’s mine.. and why the f*ck are you speaking with an Italian accent?
The following conversation took place between a father and son:
Son: Dad why do people use condoms? Dad: They do it so they can avoid annoying questions like this!!
Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.
What do you call a female postal worker in china?
Mai Ling
Definition of Wisdom: The thing that happens when you run out of stupid ideas.