Went to the bank today to get a loan for my car. I’ve now got enough money to fill up the tank.
What do you call a female postal worker in china?
Mai Ling
Definition of Wisdom: The thing that happens when you run out of stupid ideas.
I haven’t had sex in so long, the other day I opened up a can of tuna and got a hard on.
Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.
Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.