Q. What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN” A. Popcorn.
My wife apologized for the first time ever today!
She said she’s sorry she ever married me.
How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
Q. What does oral sex with an ugly women and rock climbing have in common?
A. They‘re both more enjoyable if you don’t look down.
A recent scientific study has found that 9/10 men prefer big boobs. The other man prefers the 9 men.
My girlfriend just recently got a tattoo of a dolphin on her inner thigh. It’s amazing what tattooists can do these day, when you put your face near it you can actually smell the ocean.