Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Watermelon Seed

in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

So Poor

in Yo Mama Jokes
+48 -54

Yo mama is so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe. When I asked her if she lost her shoe she said “No, I just found one”.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -30

My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.

Sinead O’conner

in Religious Jokes
+16 -22

Sinead O’conner has recently converted to Islam and changed her name.

She will now be known as Grenade O’Conner.

Diving

in Sports Jokes
+4 -10

Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters
Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters
Scuba diving world record – 137 meters
Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters

Cheers, Casio that’s a relief

Junk Mail

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -37

I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.