If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
Yo mama is so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe. When I asked her if she lost her shoe she said “No, I just found one”.
My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.
Sinead O’conner has recently converted to Islam and changed her name.
She will now be known as Grenade O’Conner.
Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters Scuba diving world record – 137 meters Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters
Cheers, Casio that’s a relief
I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.