Is your dad a lumberjack because you give me wood.
Q. What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth? A. Einstein’s c*ck.
Screwing someone from work is great unless you work in a primary school.
Have you heard about that new coffee that makes you tired and unhappy. Its called depresso.
I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a child my mum never breastfed me, she always had a headache.
A black man was spying on me last night while I was watching Sperminator 2 on my pc. I now really regret voting for him in the 2012 elections.