Had a nightmare last night about a fat old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.
Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.
Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…
Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A. Lean beef
Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common? A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.
Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?
Q: How long does it take a Nigerian woman to take a shit? A: Nine months.