Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.
When a deaf person is thinking, what language is it in?
Q. What do you call the phobia of black people? A. Common sense
I accidentally hit a kid with my car last night. It wasn’t serious, luckily nobody saw me.
Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence
I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.