Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Inspirational Message

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -20

The following inspirational conversation took place with my dad earlier today.

Dad: There’s no such thing as “can’t”.
Me: Wow, thanks for the inspirational message dad but I was actually calling you a cunt.

Muslim Rock Band

in Religious Jokes
+26 -31

Have you heard about that new Muslim rock band from Saudi Arabia?

They’re called the ‘Throwing Stones’.

Out Of Your League

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -16

Just because I’m out of your league doesn’t mean that you should feel intimidated and pretend to ignore me.

Sex Change

in Political Jokes
+17 -22

Just got home after a successful sex change operation from male to female. It was so successful I even crashed my car while reversing out of the hospital car park.

Bar

in Sports Jokes
+22 -27

A Scotsman, Irishman and German walk into a bar… There’s normally an Englishman but he’s at the World cup.

Headache

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -25

Q. How do you convince a woman to have sex with you when she has a headache?
A. Sprinkle crushed aspirin on your c*ck!