Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged A: Fiance
My family have always been scruffy dressers, i guess its in our genes.
I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.
Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!
Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.
Left boob: “Whacha doing?” Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”