Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Engagement

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -32

Q: What did Jay-Z call Beyonce when they got engaged
A: Fiance

Scruffy Dressers

in General Jokes
+3 -8

My family have always been scruffy dressers, i guess its in our genes.

Halloween

in General Jokes
+36 -41

I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.

Crowded Lift

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -12

Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!

Test

in Disabled Jokes
+19 -24

Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.

Conversation Between Boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -11

Left boob: “Whacha doing?”
Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”