Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.
Left boob: “Whacha doing?” Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”
Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?
Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.
Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…
Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A. Lean beef
Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common? A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.