Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

McDonalds

in General Jokes
+50 -55

Just had the following conversation at McDonalds.

Me: Can I have a beer please?
Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds!
Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?

Clumsy Chinese

in Racist Jokes
+5 -10

What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?

Bang Ding Ao

Pink and Purple

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -34

What is the difference between pink and purple? The grip!

Your Dad Chatup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+18 -23

Is your dad retarded because I think you’re really special?

Birthday

in General Jokes
+25 -30

The following conversation took place between 2 pirates.

Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today.
Pirate 2: Aye matey.
Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.

Vampire Working

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -24

Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break