Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!
Left boob: “Whacha doing?” Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”
Had a nightmare last night about a fat old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.
Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.
Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?
Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.
Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…