Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Test

in Disabled Jokes
+19 -24

Failed my test today and I’m really happy!! Looks like I don’t have HIV.

Cat Food

in Animal Jokes
+69 -74

Why do you never get rat or mouse flavored cat food?

Friends on Netflix

in General Jokes
+11 -16

Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.

Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…

Cow

in Animal Jokes
+16 -21

Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A. Lean beef

Golf Caddies

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -14

Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common?
A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.

Cheap Circumcisions

in Religious Jokes
+2 -7

Cheap circumcisions available, 20% off.

Just visit www.salamislicer.com to book an appointment.