Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jealous dad

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -12

I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed…

International Women’s Day

in Political Jokes
+19 -24

Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.

Deaf Thinking

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -12

When a deaf person is thinking, what language is it in?

Loads Of Cats

in General Jokes
+24 -29

Why do old women love to have loads of cats?
Because as women age they reach a phase of life called the ‘many paws’.

Phobia

in Racist Jokes
+37 -42

Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

Hit a Kid

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -13

I accidentally hit a kid with my car last night. It wasn’t serious, luckily nobody saw me.