Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Sep

Loads Of Cats

By MariaS

in General Jokes

+24 -29

Why do old women love to have loads of cats?
Because as women age they reach a phase of life called the ‘many paws’.

Jan

Phobia

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+37 -42

Q. What do you call the phobia of black people?
A. Common sense

Jan

Hit a Kid

By Pete

in Surreal Jokes

+8 -13

I accidentally hit a kid with my car last night. It wasn’t serious, luckily nobody saw me.

Dec

Dating

By Ashley

in General Jokes

+19 -24

I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.

Jan

Backpacking

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+14 -19

Just had the following conversation with my friend who’s gone backpacking in North Korea.

Me: So how’s your holiday in North Korea going?
Friend: I literally can’t complain and I’ve willingly decided to stay here for another 10 years without any threats of violence. Goodbye!

Apr

Escort

By Dare I

in Dirty Jokes

+6 -11

Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.