Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Valentines Day

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -24

I may not be able to celebrate Valentines day, but at least w*nkers like me can still celebrate palm Sunday.

Raisins Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+14 -18

Me: Do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Me: Well how about a date?

Bill Gates Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+6 -10

Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.

Fox Elephant

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+40 -44

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.

AutoGlass

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -14

I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.

Drive Through

in General Jokes
+6 -10

Can’t believe how stupid the staff are at the McDonalds drive through. Sometimes it feels like I’m talking to a brick wall.