There’s no “I” in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.
Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.
What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?
They grow taller.
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to have sex with a male prostitute he told her “not on the first date”.
Got raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle last night at Halloween party.
Ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.
Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal? Because most people don‘t have shares in arms companies.