Beautiful summers day today great for bird watching. Just seen some great tits.
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…
Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European. I saw it coming from a kilometre away
Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? He could read lips.
Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
Interesting Fact:
A shark will only attack you if you are wet.