My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.
I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.
Making love to music can be really romantic but only if you last longer than the intro of track 01.
Do you work for a tyre manufacturer because you look like you have a lot of experience with rubber?
My Grandma died on her 100th birthday. It was a real shame, we were only half way though giving her the bumps.
Just spent the past 2 hours on the toilet… I’m getting too old for this shit.