Q. What do you call the Islamic TV awards? A. The “mosquers”
If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.
Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East? A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.
Being stuck in traffic can be really annoying unless you happen to have a nice cool Budweiser in your glove box.
My Wife has this really annoying habit. She keeps breathing.
Yo Mama is so ugly that she has to do trick or treat over the phone!