Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Lesbian dino

in Animal Jokes
+32 -35

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus

So Sweet

in Pick Up Lines
+24 -27

You’re so sweet I think you’re giving me diabetes.

Best Salad Ever

in General Jokes
+3 -6

How to make the best salad ever in 3 steps.

1. Get a bowl.
2. Put a tiny amount of lettuce at the bottom.
3. Fill the rest of the bowl with pizza.

Children

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -18

My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -47

Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

Defense

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -35

A scientific study has recently shown the best form of defence against a rapist is running away. Apparently men with pants around their ankles can’t run very fast.