What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus
You’re so sweet I think you’re giving me diabetes.
How to make the best salad ever in 3 steps.
1. Get a bowl. 2. Put a tiny amount of lettuce at the bottom. 3. Fill the rest of the bowl with pizza.
My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”
A scientific study has recently shown the best form of defence against a rapist is running away. Apparently men with pants around their ankles can’t run very fast.