I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.
I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.
The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”
My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.
What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.
I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.