Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.
A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.
My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.
Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode? A. Nothing.
What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.