Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Running

in General Jokes
+28 -30

Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.

the hypnotist

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -34

A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

iPad Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -9

My wife asked me for an iPad the other day for her birthday. I had no idea she enjoys dressing as a pirate. Hope she likes it.

Family Photo

in Racist Jokes
+67 -70

Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode?
A. Nothing.

Playful Viscous

in Animal Jokes
+17 -20

What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?

…… A bi-polar bear.

Money

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -26

Can’t believe how much money I’ve let slip through my fingers. Just seen a poster saying that they pay $30 for sperm donations.