What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza. A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.
A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?
Last night a girl in a bar told me “I wouldn’t f*ck you if you were the last person alive.” I leaned over to her and whispered “But who would be around to stop me?”
That wiped the smug look off her face.
Man: Do you think small things are cute? Woman: Yes Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.
Does anyone know where I can register to become a sex offender?