Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Too Much Beer

in General Jokes
+8 -10

3 reasons why too much beer can turn a man into a woman.
1. Gives you manboobs.
2. Makes you talk nonsense.
3. Reduces your driving skills.

Ironing Board

in General Jokes
+42 -44

An ironing board is just a surfboard that gave up on its dreams and got a real job.

Important

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -10

I asked this girl earlier which is more important, length or girth?
Turns out it’s consent.

Irish Terrorist

in Racist Jokes
+64 -66

Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.

Drunk Crab

in Animal Jokes
+18 -20

How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

Letter W

in Surreal Jokes
+54 -56

Why is the letter W called double-u and not double-V?