A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.
What do you call a Welshman with loads of girlfriends? A Sheppard.
Q. What’s the difference between an Ethiopian family photo and a barcode? A. Nothing.
I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.
I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.
The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”
My best friend recently became a transvestite and got a boob job. I’ll never be able to look him in the face again.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.