Nothing ruins a great Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.
If two vegans have an argument is it still called a beef… or is it a quornfrontation?
Yo mama is so dirty she thinks hygiene is a tall person named Gene.
I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.
1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot. 2. Brazilians always look good. 3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.