I got an erection while on the bus today, it was really embarrassing.
I had to get off the bus and wait at the bus stop for it to go down again.
The people on the bus must have been thinking, “What the f*ck is this driver up to?”
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Circumcision + Small Hat = Violence
What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza. A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.
A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?