What’s the difference between a Jew and a Pizza. A pizza doesn’t scream when it is being baked in the oven.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to see a doctor the other day because she found a crack in her ass.
A women told me she has 12 breasts the other day. Sounds strange.. dozen tit?
Q. What do you call a Pakistani stood between two houses?
A. Ali
I like to make love to my wife with a mirror in the room. I usually put it under her nose to make sure she’s still breathing.
Yo mama is so old that she knew the burger king when he was a prince