I remember the days when ‘Blue Ray’ was an elderly gentleman who drowned in our local swimming pool.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Yo mama is so dirty she thinks hygiene is a tall person named Gene.
I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.
They say a baby has a brain like a sponge but I prefer to use a mop.
There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up