The bible has over 1,000 pages. In my opinion there only needs to be 1 page and it should say “DON’T BE A CUNT!” in large font.
Q. Why do crippled people get bullied?
A. Because they can’t stand up for them selves.
Had some ‘surprise sex’ last night or ‘rape’ as the judge likes to call it.
I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
I’m really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, “I can’t go on, I hate my life”. My roommate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying.
Q. What do eggs do for fun? A. Karayoke