Why is the letter W called double-u and not double-V?
Found a leather wallet today and as a good Christian I thought to myself.
“What would Jesus do?”
So I tried to resurrect the cow that the wallet came from.
Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus? He got severe burn marks on his mouth from the exhaust pipe.
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
I lost my job recently and don’t have much money but managed to get my girlfriend some really nice flowers the other day. It’s amazing what you can find attached to a lamppost.
Obesity has become a really bad problem in recent years. I blame the reduction of bullying in schools.