Yo mama is so old that she knew the burger king when he was a prince
Lost my job as an airline pilot last week… Apparently all roads don’t lead to Rome.
I have blue eyes. I got them from my father. My mother has black eyes. She also got them from my father.
I’m really worried about my parrot. He keeps saying, “I can’t go on, I hate my life”. My roommate’s too selfish to notice. He’s always crying.
The bible has over 1,000 pages. In my opinion there only needs to be 1 page and it should say “DON’T BE A CUNT!” in large font.
Q. Why do crippled people get bullied?
A. Because they can’t stand up for them selves.