Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Baby Sponge

By Paul

in Surreal Jokes

+15 -17

They say a baby has a brain like a sponge but I prefer to use a mop.

Sep

Drunk

By Steveyb

in General Jokes

+11 -13

There’s one thing I can’t stand when I’m drunk. Up

Jul

World Cup

By Pele

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes

+65 -67

3 similarities between the World Cup and having sex.

1. People take their shirts off and hug each other quite a lot.
2. Brazilians always look good.
3. You often see a lot of dribbling in the box.

Nov

Virus

By Dave

in Political Jokes

+20 -22

We’re lucky the Corona virus happened in 2020.
Imagine if this happened in 2003?
We’d be trapped in our houses for months playing f*cking snake on a Nokia 3310.

Jan

Thinking

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -22

Isn’t it so weird when you’re thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear?

Anyway, my dad just caught me masterbating.

Sep

Running

By Dave

in General Jokes

+28 -30

Just had the strangest experience. The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so I did, she began running so I ran too, she screamed so I screamed as well. I never even saw what we were running from.