Whats black and screams?? Jordans son harvey answering the iron
After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…
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When life throws you lemons, make lemonade… But also remember that unless you add water and sugar your lemonade will taste like shit.
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky b*stard didn’t even eat it.
Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Think my wife might be cheating on me. Every time I put the key in the lock to get in my house the parrot shouts “Quick out the window, quick out the window”.