2020 Olympic high jump results: Gold – Mexico Silver – Mexico Bronze – Mexico
Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.
Did you hear the joke about the butter? I’m not going to spread it.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.