Did you hear the joke about the butter? I’m not going to spread it.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.
I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.
I was just enjoying a wank when some woman popped up and said, “Find local girls in your area”
I said, “Get the fuck out of my room, mum.”