Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Valentines Poem STD

in Relationship Jokes
+27 -27

Roses are red
violets are blue
I have an STD
Now so do you.

Two Weeks

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -15

I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Medical School

in General Jokes
+30 -30

Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.

Adopt Baby

in Surreal Jokes
+15 -15

Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.

Diet

in General Jokes
+15 -15

Started a whiskey diet on Monday…I’ve lost 3 days already.

Chocolates

in General Jokes
+7 -7

Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fat.