Roses are red violets are blue I have an STD Now so do you.
I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Even after years of training at medical school it’s always sad when a patient dies. That’s the hardest part of being a dentist.
Me and my wife tried to adopt a baby last week but unfortunately the supermarket security guards saw us on CCTV and we were arrested.
Started a whiskey diet on Monday…I’ve lost 3 days already.
Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fat.