The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.
Did you hear the joke about the butter? I’m not going to spread it.
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I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.
I hate it when funerals are at 9am. I’m not a mourning person.