Whats black and screams?? Jordans son harvey answering the iron
After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…
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When life throws you lemons, make lemonade… But also remember that unless you add water and sugar your lemonade will taste like shit.
I made a chicken salad today. Cheeky b*stard didn’t even eat it.
Yo mama is so fat she’s got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
If one of my jokes offends you
1. I’m sorry 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 and 2 are lies. 4. You’re a pussy.