Money doesn’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a jet-ski. Once you’re riding the jet-ski it’s actually impossible to be sad.
I’ll never forget my dads last words “Thanks for buying me a rattle snake for my birthday”.
2020 Olympic high jump results: Gold – Mexico Silver – Mexico Bronze – Mexico
Did you hear the joke about the butter? I’m not going to spread it.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.