Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Marriage

in Relationship Jokes
+37 -37

When you get married you get 3 rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffer-ring.

Sad

in General Jokes
+15 -15

When you’re sad remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 5 muscles to shoot a sniper riffle.

Blow PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -30

Man: I want a blow job!
Woman: That’s not very romantic!
Man: Ok, I want a blow job next to a candle!!

Christians

in Religious Jokes
+24 -24

I don’t understand Christians. They say that gambling is wrong, then bet their entire life on heaven being real.

Wife Angry

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -23

My wife was really angry with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick frying pan.

Tiger Woods

in Sports Jokes
+30 -30

Just been scammed out of $25.

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled “My Favorite 18 Holes”

Total waste of money, turns out it’s all about golf.