My wife loves to scream when having sex.. especially after I walk in on her.
I’m all for female priests, finally a group and priests teenage boys can have sex with willingly.
Just made a voodoo doll of my dog so now I can rub its belly while I’m at work.
Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
Q. What’s the worst thing about being lonely? A. Playing frisbee.
Found out today that some of the most famous French food doesn’t even come from France. Apparently French fries are actually cooked in Greece?