My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry tonight. They loved that little kitten.
My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.
I’m all for female priests, finally a group and priests teenage boys can have sex with willingly.
My wife loves to scream when having sex.. especially after I walk in on her.
I woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.
I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.