Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Love Me

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+52 -51

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks.
Husband: What do you mean “if”?

Jun

Crime Book

By Debb2

in Racist Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+36 -35

Crimewatch have released their first book, it has the 50 most wanted criminals in Britain in it.

It’s called “50 shades of black”

Feb

Dangerous Drink

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+20 -19

Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.

Jul

Frozen

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+21 -20

According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.

Jun

Google

By Sandra

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -8

Q. Why is Google like a woman?
A. Because it knows everything.

Jan

Advice

By Graham

in General Jokes

+40 -39

I’ve decided to take my psychiatrist’s advice and live each day as if its my last day on Earth. So far today I’ve spent $20’000 on my credit card and I told my boss to go f*ck himself.