How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light-bulb?
To get to the other side.
Heard on the news that the worlds oldest man died earlier today. Why does this keep happening?
What flavour ice-cream do electricians like to eat? Shock-a-lot!
Yo mama so fat she don’t need internet, she’s already worldwide.
Phoned the NHS line today and said, “I’m having a real problem getting an erection.”
“Well we’re here to help you as much as we can sir,” the woman replied.
“Great!” I burst out. “What colour panties are you wearing?”
Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight? A. Haz Bin Fatah
Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells? A. Fati Bin Pharteen
Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar? A. Haid D’Salaami