I lost 3 kilos over the weekend. Think I’m gonna go into hiding for a while just in case my boss sends a hit-man after me.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an onion.
You cry when you chop up an onion.
My kids cried when I put ginger in their curry tonight. They loved that little kitten.
My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.
I’m all for female priests, finally a group and priests teenage boys can have sex with willingly.
My wife loves to scream when having sex.. especially after I walk in on her.