Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Dead Leg

By Chris

in Surreal Jokes

+14 -13

I woke up with a dead leg this morning. That’s the last time I take out a loan with the mafia.

Mar

Cooking

By Dave

in Surreal Jokes

+20 -19

I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.

Mar

Face Pickup Line

By DonaldT

in Pick Up Lines

+37 -36

Your face would look a lot better between my legs.

Dec

Israeli Prime Minister

By David

in Political Jokes

+13 -12

Q. Who is the most tech-savvy Israeli Prime Minister?
A. Netandyahoo

Nov

America

By Harry

in General Jokes

+17 -16

What do you call a bee in America? a USB!

Jul

Drink

By Phil

in General Jokes

+43 -42

After having a problem with alcohol I’ve now decided I’m only going to drink on days beginning with the letter T… Tuesday. Thursday, today, tomorrow Taturday and Sunday.