Man: “After seeing you tonight I don’t need to drink anymore!” Woman: “Why?” Man: “Because your beauty intoxicates me!”
Just decided to start my own company promoting social justice. All my employees are going to be female. This is better because it promotes equality in society. Also I can pay them lower wages than men and they have nice tits.
Hitler: I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews.
General: Apologies mein fuhrer.
Tried to give myself a sex change earlier today but I couldn’t quite pull it off.
I’m not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.