Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.
Hi nice to meet you. I just thought you might be interested to know I’m kind of a big deal. I’m in a band called ‘missing cat’, you’ve probably seen our posters.
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the library and asked for Facebook!
After being homeless for a week I found a copy of the bible and it has totally changed my life.
I now have toilet paper and fire to keep me warm.
Can’t believe I wasn’t allowed to emigrate to Australia because of my criminal record. You’d think they’d be more understanding given the history.
The best thing about having a prostitute die on you is that you get to have the 2nd hour for free