Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Dec

Israeli Prime Minister

By David

in Political Jokes

+14 -12

Q. Who is the most tech-savvy Israeli Prime Minister?
A. Netandyahoo

Dec

New Years Resolution

By ScottM

in General Jokes

+35 -33

I asked a girl at the gym today what her New Years Resolution is and she said “F*ck you!”. Looks like 2017 is going to be a good year.

Jul

Drink

By Phil

in General Jokes

+43 -42

After having a problem with alcohol I’ve now decided I’m only going to drink on days beginning with the letter T… Tuesday. Thursday, today, tomorrow Taturday and Sunday.

Sep

Change pick-up line

By Dave

in Pick Up Lines

+25 -24

There’s only one thing I would change about you, your last name.

Aug

Squirrel

By Des

in Pick Up Lines

+24 -23

If you was a tree and I was a Squirrel, I’d put my nuts in your hole

Feb

Supermarket

By Sarah

in General Jokes

+26 -25

Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.