Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.
Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.
Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher? Because their was no chemistry
If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.
“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”
“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.