Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jogging

in Yo Mama Jokes
+31 -29

Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+37 -35

Trump just got the full 2020 experience.
He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.

Science

in General Jokes
+18 -16

Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry

Gods Children

in Religious Jokes
+51 -49

If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus

Love Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+46 -44

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

Daddy

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -25

My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.