If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus
Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.
Trump just got the full 2020 experience. He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.
“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”
“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.
My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.