I’m quite fat and have been getting a lot of cyberbullying recently on facebook. Parents can be really cruel sometimes.
Cant believed how kinky the hotel is where I’m staying. Apparently the porn is disabled.
Hi nice to meet you. I just thought you might be interested to know I’m kind of a big deal. I’m in a band called ‘missing cat’, you’ve probably seen our posters.
My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.
Did you hear about the Indian wife beater?
He punches his wife every day at 7pm on the dot.
The world is a funny place. We used to have Empires run by Emperors, then Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have Countries…