Some people say Netflix is too expensive but I’m currently paying $100,000 per year to stay at home and watch videos from my college.
My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.
God wasted a good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
Q. How many men does it take to mop the floor?
A. Zero, that’s a woman’s job.
Feminism, the belief that both sexes are equal but men need to be controlled because they’re not equal.
My house cleaner is really starting to become annoying. She keeps asking me to move out and says she wants a divorce.