Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.
Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.
Trump just got the full 2020 experience. He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.
Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher? Because their was no chemistry
If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?