Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Daddy

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -25

My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.

Policeman

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -10

My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.

Granddad

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -4

RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

Change

in Political Jokes
+46 -44

Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?

Adopt

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+13 -11

My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.

Marriage Counseling

in Relationship Jokes
+33 -31

The following conversation took place between a couple during a marriage counseling session.

Councilor: Ok so to start things off name one thing you both have in common.
Husband: Well for starters we both hate sucking dick.