I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.
Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet? A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.
Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam? A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.
Q. Why do bulimics love KFC? A. Because it comes with a bucket.
Just got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Chinese takeaway – £15 Delivery charge – £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.