Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gods Children

in Religious Jokes
+51 -49

If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus

Daddy

in Dirty Jokes
+27 -25

My three-year-old son got into the bath with me last night.

“Why is your willy much longer and fatter than mine?”

“I don’t know, daddy,” he replied.

Policeman

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -10

My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.

Granddad

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -4

RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

Love Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+46 -44

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

Change

in Political Jokes
+46 -44

Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?