Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
Yo mama is so fat, when she travels on the bus to work, she has to purchase a family fare.
After waking up with a hangover this morning I’ve realized drinking is never the answer… But it can help you to forget the question.
Q. Why do blonde women get confused in the toilet? A. Because they have to pull their own pants down.
I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.
Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam? A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.