Q. Why did got only take 1 rib from Adam? A. Because if God had taken any more out Adam would never have needed Eve.
What’s the difference between a Scottish man and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
Q. Why do bulimics love KFC? A. Because it comes with a bucket.
Just got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Chinese takeaway – £15 Delivery charge – £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.
Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.