Just got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.
I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Chinese takeaway – £15 Delivery charge – £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.
Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.
Yo mamas so fat when she goes jogging she makes potholes.
Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher? Because their was no chemistry
If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus