Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Confidence

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -18

Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?

Gun Manuals

in General Jokes
+18 -16

Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?

Luck With Women

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -19

I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a baby my mother refused to breastfeed me, she said she only liked me as a friend.

Joiner

in Religious Jokes
+59 -57

What do you call a Pakistani joiner?
A-med-a-shed

Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+8 -6

Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.

New Years Resolution

in General Jokes
+35 -33

I asked a girl at the gym today what her New Years Resolution is and she said “F*ck you!”. Looks like 2017 is going to be a good year.