Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?
Do gun manuals have a “trouble shooting?” section?
I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a baby my mother refused to breastfeed me, she said she only liked me as a friend.
What do you call a Pakistani joiner? A-med-a-shed
Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.
I asked a girl at the gym today what her New Years Resolution is and she said “F*ck you!”. Looks like 2017 is going to be a good year.