If the zombie apocalypse ever happens, I’m just going to surround my house with outward facing treadmills. I should be fine.
All woman are bi. It’s a man’s job figure out if they are bi-sexual or bi polar.
Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?
A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.
I used to have a fear of climbing walls but I’ve finally managed to get over it.
Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.
Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!