Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

AFRICA SILENCE

in Racist Jokes
+28 -25

Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa?
They ate them all

Heads

in Surreal Jokes
+23 -20

Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari?
A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

Peacock

in Animal Jokes
+93 -90

What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.

Coffee

in Dirty Jokes
+52 -49

I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.

Party

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -26

Went to a party last night dressed as a chicken and I met a girl dressed as an egg.

Answered a very old philosophical question… it was the chicken that came first.

Midgets

in Disabled Jokes
+29 -26

What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.