I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.
Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?
A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.
I used to have a fear of climbing walls but I’ve finally managed to get over it.
Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!
Isn’t it funny how the more you lie around in the sun and do nothing the darker your skin goes.
I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.