Just got fired from my job recently for concentrating too much. I work at an orange juice factory!
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the dentist to fix the Bluetooth on her iPhone.
It’s sad to see so much violence coming from the Muslim community in recent weeks. On the plus side my local Halal butcher has had some great deals on meat.
Feminists are always wanting to be equal to men? Why not try to be better than men? This shows a lack of ambition which is why men are better.
I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.
I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.
Yo mama is so fat that half of her body is still in last week!