Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa? They ate them all
Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari? A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.
I like my women how I like my coffee. Without some other guys dick in it.
Went to a party last night dressed as a chicken and I met a girl dressed as an egg.
Answered a very old philosophical question… it was the chicken that came first.
What they lack in body, they make up in forehead.