What do you call a prostitute with a fake tan?
An Orange pay as you go!
What’s the difference between a wife and a job? A job still sucks after 10 years.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.
When you’re a midget shorts don’t exist, only trousers and super long legged trousers.
Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa? They ate them all
Q. What’s the difference between a collection of decapitated heads and a Ferrari? A. I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.