It’s sad how scary travelling has become since terrorism started. I remember the old days when seeing an unattended bag made you feel happy because you could take it home without feeling scared and sometimes it had a laptop inside.
What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
What’s the difference between a Scottish man and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.
Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks 2. Bank balance sucks 3. Wife doesn’t suck
Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.
Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.