I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.
I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.
My friend got me a book for my birthday called ‘Recipes for Cooking Road-kill’. I found some road-kill the other day, cooked it and it was delicious.. Not sure what to do with the bicycle though.
Yo mama is so fat that half of her body is still in last week!
Just been to see the doctor about a mole on the end of my dick. He told me I should be OK but he also reported me to the RSPCA.
What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A snooker table.
Some people say money can’t but love..
Bullcrap!!
Money just bought me a puppy.