My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse. Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.
What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.
Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks 2. Bank balance sucks 3. Wife doesn’t suck
Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.
I can‘t believe how uncaring some people are. I‘m trying to raise money for charity but every time I ask someone if they can spare some money to help spastics they look at me in disgust.