What do you call a ginger person who works at a bakery? A ginger bread-man.
My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse. Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.
What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
Three things that can make a man depressed.
1. Job Sucks 2. Bank balance sucks 3. Wife doesn’t suck
Can’t believe how arrogant Russian dolls are… they’re so full of themselves.
Just received £10,000 after a recent accident at work. I pushed my boss down the stairs then drove off with his car which I sold on eBay.