My brother was named after my Dad. It’s really confusing having a brother called Dad.
What do you call a ginger person who works at a bakery? A ginger bread-man.
It’s sad how scary travelling has become since terrorism started. I remember the old days when seeing an unattended bag made you feel happy because you could take it home without feeling scared and sometimes it had a laptop inside.
My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse. Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.
What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
What’s the difference between a Scottish man and a canoe?
A canoe sometimes tips.