Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Hate My Job

in General Jokes
+8 -5

There’s only 3 things I hate about my job.
1. Waking up.
2. The people
3. Working

Plastic Surgery

in General Jokes
+9 -6

Feeling quite depressed. Gave my friend $10’000 for plastic surgery but now I don’t know what he looks like.

Wife Moaning

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -10

Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?

A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.

New Years Resolution

in General Jokes
+14 -11

New Year’s resolution- Date more models.
Revised- Date more.
Revised again- Get a date.
Revised one last time- Stop crying whilst masturbating.

Brother

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -9

My brother was named after my Dad. It’s really confusing having a brother called Dad.

Bakery

in General Jokes
+16 -13

What do you call a ginger person who works at a bakery?
A ginger bread-man.