What’s green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A snooker table.
Some people say money can’t but love..
Bullcrap!!
Money just bought me a puppy.
What do you call a prostitute with a fake tan?
An Orange pay as you go!
What’s the difference between a wife and a job? A job still sucks after 10 years.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Zookeeper who gave Viagra to a dangerous crocodile? He read somewhere that it’s good for treating reptile dysfunction.
When you’re a midget shorts don’t exist, only trousers and super long legged trousers.